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    Post by Ninja Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:09 pm

    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.

    But it was still raep.

    ^^
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    Post by Shine Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:12 pm

    Ninja wrote:
    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.
    Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."

    But it was still raep.

    ^^

    Harumph! Regardless, the rule is flawed. Substitute "will ALWAYS" for "may," and you've got yourself a rule.
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    Post by Ninja Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:13 pm

    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.
    Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."

    -_-

    -Needs Moar Fake Out. No Exceptions.

    -Weavile will ALWAYS 'steal your materia'. No Exceptions.

    -Your pokemon will always 'prefer to play with other pokemon than with each other'. No Exceptions.

    -The Day-Care man will always negate having any knowledge of your pokemon being fuck buddies. No Exceptions.

    -Roulette/Random battles will ALWAYS be Epic.

    -Ditto used Transform. No Exceptions.

    -UU will ALWAYS triumph over OU when all is said and done. No Exceptions.
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    Post by Ninja Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:48 pm

    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:
    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.
    Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."

    But it was still raep.

    ^^

    Harumph! Regardless, the rule is flawed. Substitute "will ALWAYS" for "may," and you've got yourself a rule.

    *Ahem*

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    Post by Prostiboots Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:52 am

    omgloser.


    Anyways.

    Breloom used Spore. But it missed.
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    Post by Shine Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:06 am

    Ninja wrote:
    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:
    Shine wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.
    Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."

    But it was still raep.

    ^^

    Harumph! Regardless, the rule is flawed. Substitute "will ALWAYS" for "may," and you've got yourself a rule.

    *Ahem*

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    But is that "always"? No. So change the rule or it can't exist, because you're wrong. Very Happy
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    Post by Tobi Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:48 pm

    ONIX will in fact kill that NIGGA.

    RYU< ADD THE FUCKING RULES!
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    Post by Duncan Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:16 pm

    Belly Drum Pokemon always die on the turn they use it. No exceptions.

    When you send out Magikarp, you win automatically. No exceptions.

    Seaking is the exception to everything. No exceptions.
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    Post by Zeph Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:27 pm

    Duncan wrote:Belly Drum Pokemon always die on the turn they use it. No exceptions.

    You're kidding right? Belly Pokemon are very popular. Ever hear of BELLYZARD, he will rape your children.
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    Post by Ninja Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:25 pm

    -Spit Up and Swallow. 'Nuff said.
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    Post by Tobi Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:15 pm

    Shade wrote:
    Duncan wrote:Belly Drum Pokemon always die on the turn they use it. No exceptions.

    You're kidding right? Belly Pokemon are very popular. Ever hear of BELLYZARD, he will rape your children.

    Ya, he swept my entire team once.

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    Post by Duncan Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:49 pm

    Shade wrote:You're kidding right? Belly Pokemon are very popular. Ever hear of BELLYZARD, he will rape your children.


    I know they're good, but now that Parker knows to get my bellylax before it "sweeps" (not very fast), it always dies on the turn it uses belly drum.


    Tobi wrote:
    Ya, he swept my entire team once.

    Shine.

    Me or Shine? B/c I've done it too xD.
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    Post by Tobi Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:12 pm

    ....wITH A BELLYZARD?

    REALLY?

    I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU OWNED ONE.
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    Post by Shadows Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:15 pm

    Parki has caps lock on methinks. Shhh, no-one tell him. We can all laugh about it later.
    We all know that he doesn't read the posts before he replies so he won't read this either.
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    Post by Tobi Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:39 pm

    OH DAM, I DO.

    HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?
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    Post by Zenith Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:44 pm

    PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IDJIT.

    IT'S RIGHT UNDER TAB.
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    Post by Tobi Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:46 pm

    ....WHATS THE TAB BUTTEN?

    also, update the dam rules you..you...you....dragon!
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    Post by Zenith Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:04 pm

    Too lazy. If someone makes a groovy one, sure.
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    Post by Zeph Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:23 pm

    -Ryu is groovy, no exceptions; except Ryu.
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    Post by Tobi Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:35 pm

    We made a buntch of super cool rules.

    Should i make a new one, as i'm not lazy like you?
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    Post by Shine Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:15 pm

    Rule of Thumb:

    In case of BellyZard, cockslap.
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    Post by Prostiboots Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:18 pm

    Added.

    Nina's.

    Rules.
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    Post by Ninja Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:57 pm

    Ninja wrote:-Spit Up and Swallow. 'Nuff said.

    Ninja wrote:

    -_-

    -Needs Moar Fake Out. No Exceptions.

    -Weavile will ALWAYS 'steal your materia'. No Exceptions.

    -Your pokemon will always 'prefer to play with other pokemon than with each other'. No Exceptions.

    -The Day-Care man will ALWAYS negate having any knowledge of your pokemon being fuck buddies. No Exceptions.

    -Roulette/Random battles will ALWAYS be Epic.

    -Ditto used Transform. No Exceptions.

    -UU will ALWAYS triumph over OU when all is said and done. No Exceptions.

    You forgot these ones!
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    Post by Prostiboots Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:10 am

    Ninja wrote:
    Ninja wrote:-Spit Up and Swallow. 'Nuff said. (too obvious)

    Ninja wrote:

    -_-

    -Needs Moar Fake Out. No Exceptions. (eh... Ryu can add it if he wants it)

    -Weavile will ALWAYS 'steal your materia'. No Exceptions. (mixing gaemz?)

    -Your pokemon will always 'prefer to play with other pokemon than with each other'. No Exceptions.

    -The Day-Care man will ALWAYS negate having any knowledge of your pokemon being fuck buddies. No Exceptions. (this is competitive?)

    -Roulette/Random battles will ALWAYS be Epic. (lies)

    -Ditto used Transform. No Exceptions. (derrr. Things that are always correct aren't cool)

    -UU will ALWAYS triumph over OU when all is said and done. No Exceptions. (...)

    You forgot these ones!
    =D Reasons
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    Post by Zenith Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:36 am

    SCREW THOSE ONES.

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