Rules of Competitive Battling

Duncan wrote:If you use the mic., you are gay. No exceptions.

I shoot this rule down.

I've used the mic with straight people before.

THEY NEED TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSTIT THEN.

They are gay. Sorry.

OHNOEZ! It's Wobbufett.

SkarmBliss, your mother, and a rabbi. The ultimate team.

Forretress always has a counter.

-Their Arceus was haxed. No exceptions.

-Bluescreens cause T I M E P A R A D O X.

-No Ubers, no hax, no voice chat, no OUs, no BLs, no UUs, no NUs, no DS. Final Destination.

-Mudkip wins; Flawless Victory.

-Everyone's gay for BridgetLucario.

-Venusaur will ALWAYS be taking in sunlight. No exceptions.

-If it exists, Seaking has yet to deal with it. Fuck yeah.

-Pinsir will NEVER step out of Heracross's shadow.

-It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Hydro Pump again.

I can do this all day.

Shine's team is always made up of 17 UUed pokemon. No exceptions.

Tobi wrote:Shine's team is always made up of 17 UUed pokemon. No exceptions.

Normally, I would second that, but my new team even has a legend. =O

And I'll be ready to use it as soon as I get said legend back from Ryu. XD;

NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT'S TRUE.

HERE'S A GOOD ONE

SHINE ALWAYS LOSES TO WEAVILE. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Shiki's team is always made up of 7 Seakings, and 4 Mudkips. No exceptions.

Shiki IS seaking. No exceptions.

XD

I lost 2.5 Kilos of flesh.

Damn.

Arbok DOES evolve into Seviper n00bz.

Bandit is shade.

Batman might be scary, but he has his bulter check under his bed for dunsparce.

Soemthing like that, change it for the better.^

Spiritomb does too have a weakness! It's called OHKO moves, duh.

.....phail.

Also, battle dunk?

Anyway,

Sonic is THE only talking pokemon. No exceptions.

Tobi wrote:XD

I lost 2.5 Kilos of flesh.

Damn.

hahahahahaha *points and laughs*

qutos for taking the dare though!

Oh and...

Dissconect=lose. No exceptions!

Kudos*

lol

And....

Paraflinchax Togekiss ALWAYS fails right on the turn you're going to kill the Blissey and it's using Softboiled.

[Your Opponent] sent out Garchomp! No exceptions.

Blissey always has Seismic Toss. ALWAYS!!!

Duncan wrote:[Your Opponent] sent out Garchomp! No exceptions.

Blissey always has Seismic Toss. ALWAYS!!!

Lies. Blissey more often has Ice Beam from what I see.

Sage alwaysa has at least 3 furrys stuck up her ass. No exepshans.

Sorry.

I felt the need.

when all else fails, Punch a baby.

There is ALWAYS an exception. No exceptions.

Tobi wrote:There is ALWAYS an exception. No exceptions.

Win for P A R A D O X

-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.

-If your team exists, then it is vulnerable to Trick Room. No Exceptions.

-If you are using Baton Pass, you WILL get P-hazed/Hazed.

-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.

-Weather teams ALWAYS phail to Obamasnow/Tyrant-tar.

-In double battles, your opponent WILL have a Darkrai-Kyogre combo.

-Clefable will ALWAYS have Magic Guard. No Exceptions.

-Smeargle WILL find some way to explode on you. No Exceptions.

-Metronome is NEVER in your favor. No exceptions.

-There will ALWAYS be dirty nicknames. ALWAYS.

-If no ubers exist, then let them eat Garchomp.

-If it's at level 100, Rare Candies WERE used to get it there. No Exceptions.

-Effectiveness=(metronome)x(choice item)^2

-Wrap, Bind and Constrict are ALWAYS innuendos. No Exceptions.

-Everstone works on all pokemon. The exception is Seaking.

-If you have a Focus Sash, your opponent WILL use Stealth Rock. No exceptions.

-Marowak:Thick Club::Clefable:Magic Guard. No Exceptions.

-OHKO moves WILL phail on Bidoof, and Bidoof only. Everything else is fair game.

-Give me Blissey or give me death. No exceptions.

-Earthquake. No Exceptions.

-There will NEVER be a mono-flying type. No Exceptions, as Arceus is ALWAYS haxed.

-Tinted Lens WILL rape you.

-You just looked up what Tinted Lens does. No Exceptions.

-CM'Cune will always be owned by Hax. No Exceptions.

-If you set up, you will die. No Exceptions.

-Electrode WILL Taunt you. No Exceptions.

-Electrode WILL Explode. No Exceptions.

-Bronzong will ALWAYS be ruined by Taunt. No Exceptions.

Ninja wrote:-Minun without Plusle will ALWAYS get raped up the ass, and vice versa.

Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of experience. I've used both Minun AND Plusle (currently Plusle) seperately, one without the other. The only rape which took place occurred due to misprediction on my part.

Ninja wrote:-EXTREAMSPEED. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Harumph! I denounce this rule on account of fact. There is no such attack as "ExtreamSpeed."