Because everyone on here loves seeing Star make a dick out of himself:
< Star> Zeb
< Egnio> Also, I only ate some food and a maximum tomato
< Egnio> ONE tomato
< Zebesian> Egnio: You're getting off?
< Zebesian> k
< Egnio> Yeah
< Star> why'd you go offline?
< Zebesian> me too I suppose
< Star> T_T
< Zebesian> Was playing Egnio
< Zebesian> He left
< Egnio> Can't beat you by regular means :/
< Zebesian> Now I'm leaving too
< Egnio> Hate being cheap
< Zebesian> Star: You want a mtach, eh?
< Zebesian> Sure
< Zebesian> I'd like to see how much better you are
< Star> ok
< Star> ....
< Star> I host
< Star> I random
< Star> ...oooo good pick
< Star> heeere we go
< Egnio> Star: Tell me if he ever chooses someone who is not Ness.
< Star> nope
< Star> and he still spams like crazy
< Zebesian> Well
< Star> he can't even use Ness right
< Zebesian> I got to make lunch
< Zebesian> No
< Star> >_>
< Zebesian> Says the person who lost
< Star> yes
< Zebesian> Really /hard/
< Star> PK FIRE PK FIRE
< Zebesian> That's how you're supposed to star off
< Star> I lost count after the first 300
< Zebesian> k
< Star> no
< Zebesian> Be as sore as you want
< Zebesian> I was expecting to lose
< Zebesian> But hey
< Zebesian> I won
< Zebesian> With two lives left
< Star> you ran
< Star> the whole match
< Star> and spammed
< Zebesian> What a sore loser, eh, Egnio?
< Star> -___-
< Star> That's not a match
< Egnio> Zebesian: No. I just thought that you /only/ use Ness
< Egnio> I'm not used to playing more than 2 times against the same character >_>
< Star> XD
< Star> I'd crush you as Ness Zeb
< Egnio> My records are quite spread out.
< Star> not my fault Ganon's slow
< Egnio> Trying to eliminate every single zero
< Star> and ness is cheep
< Egnio> Star: lol ganon
< Egnio> He sucks
< Egnio> ...
< Star> NO!
< Egnio> Ness's ot cheap D:
< Star> HE PWNS!
< Egnio> not*
< Star> he is when Zeb uses him
< Egnio> Guess who's first place on Suicides?
< Star> he makes Lucas look good
< Egnio> Falco.
< Star> XD
< Egnio> Followed by Ganon <_<
< Star> -___-
< Star> because idiots can't use him
< Egnio> Come on, Star.
< Egnio> Zeb's not /that/ cheap
< Star> yes
< Star> YES
< Zebesian> Ness is mid tier, as is Ganon
< Egnio> Makes you desperate, though
< Star> he uses 3 moves
< Zebesian> I'm not going to stand close to Ganon and let him wallop me
< Egnio> Zebesian: F*ck tiers
< Star> PK fire, Pk thunder, rub -__
< Zebesian> I agree
< Egnio> Star: 3 out of 4?
< Zebesian> Tiers are for queers
< Star> **run
< Zebesian> Also
< Egnio> Because the regular b of Ness sucks
< Zebesian> I used his running dash attack a lot
< Zebesian> His air side
< Star> that's why I should have used Jigs
< Egnio> Zebesian: I don't see why Falco is high tier
< Egnio> Because he's number one /on suicides/
< Star> -_-
< Zebesian> But yeah
< Zebesian> Just get over it
< Zebesian> It's just a game
< Star> that wasn't a game
< Egnio> Might look as if he was being repetitive if he doesn't change characters
< Egnio> Not that repetitive, now that I think of it
< Egnio> It's just that you used Ness a lot >_>
< Zebesian> It's because I love EB so much
< Star> Earthbound boy
< Zebesian> ~<3
< Star> -____-
< Egnio> I didn't plan to win using Sonic, you know
< Star> XD
< Egnio> Just trying annoying you.
< Egnio> Although the victory counts nevertheless :/
< Star> Egg; do you still have lag?
< Egnio> Not when I fought Zeb
< Egnio> Not much at least
< Egnio> Just irresponsive controller
< Egnio> Slightly
< Egnio> F*cking octopus did nothing D:
< Star> ....
< Star> octopus?
< Egnio> G&W
< Egnio> Zebesian: Who sets up the tiers?
< Star> gays
< Star> newground ppl
< Egnio> Star: I mean, the one he's talking about
< Egnio> Where I heard Fox and wolf being top
< Star> no
< Star> lucas is #1
< Egnio> ...
< Egnio> XD
< Star> I'll link u
< Star>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PowCLv9Rlw< Egnio> Look
< Egnio> SmashWiki
< Egnio>
http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Brawl_tiers< Egnio> ...
< Egnio> No SSBB...
< Egnio> ...
< Egnio> Pikachu? High tier?
< Egnio> World's gonna collapse D:
< Star> you have no clue
< Egnio> Even if it was the first Smash.
< Zebesian> ...
< Zebesian> XD
< Zebesian> Lucas isn't #1
< Star> Smash Wiki an't right
< Egnio> Star: Masahiro Sakurai's statement that he does not want Super Smash Bros to be competition-driven[1] also appears to have encouraged anti-tier sentiments and anti-competition sentiments in general.
< Zebesian> Someone didn't get the memo
< Star> ....
< Egnio> Are you against Sakurai's will?
< Star> XD
* Zebesian looks at star
< Star> what
< Star> You haven't played the good half zeb
< Star> you have no clue
< Egnio> Star: Do you believe on a tier made by a random person?
< Star> they'd ko you in 20 seconds with 5 stock
< Egnio> Now I see why you complain about Zeb's fighting style.
< Star> It's close to what I believe
< Zebesian> It just makes me laugh that Star says I was cheap every time I win
< Zebesian> There's always an excuse, eh?
< Star> cheep is one thing, good is another
< Egnio> ..
< Egnio> If I believed in tiers, I wouldn't classify Mario as middle.
< Egnio> Zebesian
< Zebesian> Diddy Kong is High Tier
< Zebesian> That vid is BS
< Egnio> My excuse was only on the first match
< Star> no
< Star> I'll pwn you with diddy
< Egnio> Irresponsiveness
< Star> he pwns
< Star> he's great for combo
< Zebesian> And Samus is NOT high tier
< Egnio> Star: You know what?
< Egnio> This tier sucks
< Zebesian> That's also BS
< Zebesian>
Diddy Kong is High Tier
< Zebesian> That vid is BS
< Egnio> Zebesian: Samus is quite good at fighting
< Zebesian> Star
< Zebesian> I don't know what you're complaining about
< Zebesian> I JUST SAID
< Star> I don't care who's a tier. I'm good with most. Just not high tier good
< Zebesian> HE WAS HIGH TIER
< Egnio> I still lol
< Egnio> Lucas as number 1
< Star> -__-
< Star> have you played a good lucas?
< Egnio> He's not that cheap
< MP> Tiers are established on the basis of how many successful strategies can be performed with a character.
< Egnio> At least his Side B doesn't get characters stuck
< Star> Mp; yep
< Star> XD
< Zebesian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OccEKFdDq8...feature=related
< Egnio> MP: Tiers are stablished by fags whose only source of income is via tournaments
< Zebesian> Sounds like Star
< Egnio> So they practice all day long playing as Falco
< Star> egg, his attacks go everywhere shield him and can crush you, high tier
< Egnio> Star: As hard to control as Ness's
< Star> -_-
< Egnio> And regular B sucks too
< Star> yoshi pwns
< Egnio> He does.
< Zebesian> Star
< Zebesian> When you play as Yoshi
< Egnio> #3 in suicides
< Star> not true
< Zebesian> You have no excuse to call me cheap
< Zebesian> All you do
< Egnio> SIDE B
< Egnio> LOL
< Zebesian> Is roll around in the egg
< Zebesian> The ENTIRE match
< Star> I've almost mastered the egg through