Chat Record Thread

[19:06:53] Shine : The text color stays that way.
[19:07:04] Shine : Watch, I'll do it again.
[19:07:09] @ Sagechild : I'd tap that. ;_;
[19:07:14] Shade : A/A?
[19:07:28] Shine : It's a little A over a big A that's underlined.
[19:07:38] @ Sagechild : Meow.
[19:07:45] Shade : idunseeit

[19:09:06] @ Sagechild : Oddly, I could picture a pokeymanz named Woleki or some shit.
[19:09:16] Shade : Woleki?
[19:09:21] Shine : Well, far-right of the toolbar above Quick Reply.
[19:09:24] @ Sagechild : Yeah.
[19:09:31] @ Sagechild : Last names > Pokeymanz names.
[19:09:59] Shade : WOLEK
[19:10:06] Shine : Johns, the complaining Pokemon.
[19:10:18] @ Sagechild : Yeah. Everyone else figured that out like last year.
[19:11:03] Shine : ;---;
[19:11:20] @ Sagechild : Not you, Chris, lolshade

Double THRIPLE THRIPLE 3 Post?

hsfuhsghfwyhfgsdjkbnvsdhbvjksdfnvjklbndfjkNOFUCKINGWAYlsdbfilushfiushfs

I'd post something, but lolzack BANNEd me for no reason.

[18:03:30] Shine : Also, btw, I have my official real license instead of that little paper one.
[18:03:36] Tobi : Good job
[18:03:48] Shine : I have huge hair, bad acne, and I really just look like an ugly version of my mom.
[18:04:02] Tobi : Good job
[18:04:19] Shine : Make an NU team on Shoddy, Tobi?
[18:04:22] Tobi : Good job
[18:04:28] Dr. Lord Ryu : No, when I take over Element, you will really get Ubers
[18:04:32] Tobi : Good job
[18:04:45] Shadows has been disconnected the Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:04 pm (session timeout)
[18:04:46] Tobi : Good job
[18:04:48] Shine : Okay, where's Zack when you need him to ban Tobi?
[18:04:51] Dr. Lord Ryu : I wasn't allowed to be Element back when there was a set order, Suen wouldn't let me XP
[18:05:01] Tobi : Sorry
[18:05:04] Tobi : Bored
[18:05:07] Dr. Lord Ryu : Is he on MSN?
[18:05:11] Sagechild has joined the chat the Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:05 pm
[18:05:13] Tobi : Anywho, sweet on me having ubers
[18:05:16] Shine : WAIT NO
[18:05:19] Tobi : And no, i don't have shoddy
[18:05:19] Shine : DON'T DO IT ZACK. ><
[18:05:25] Tobi : XD
[18:05:27] Shine : I was kidding! XD
[18:05:32] @ Sagechild : lulz
[18:05:35] Dr. Lord Ryu : XDDDDD
[18:05:42] Tobi : He gets on at the best times

[22:30:08] Shade : Oh I have a question Zack!
[22:30:21] Shade : You're dating Shadows over the internet right?
[22:30:28] Lord Ryu has joined the chat the Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:30 pm
[22:30:31] @ Sagechild : No.
[22:30:33] @ Sagechild : XD
[22:30:42] Lord Ryu : THAT WAS THE BEST LINE EVER
[22:31:08] Shade : You aren't?
[22:31:15] Shade : Oh...
[22:31:20] @ Sagechild : No. rofl
[22:31:41] Shade : But.
[22:31:45] Shade : You two are so close <3

Shadow7123: Damn I spilled apple juice all over my keyboard.
Shadow7123: ejhejhrbhevregrfbv
Brigade567: Are you EATING the keyboard?!
Shadow7123: No ;>>
Brigade567: It's okay it's not that embarasing.

Zephule wrote:Shadow7123: Damn I spilled apple juice all over my keyboard.
Shadow7123: ejhejhrbhevregrfbv
Brigade567: Are you EATING the keyboard?!
Shadow7123: No ;>>
Brigade567: It's okay it's not that embarasing.

XD

[10:24:13] DragonSage2k7 has joined the chat the Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:24 am

[10:24:13] DragonSage2k7 is Disconnected on Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:24 am

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[10:32:30] DragonSage2k7 is Disconnected on Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:32 am

[10:50:18] Zuul has joined the chat the Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:50 am

o_o;

I thought he, like, died or something.

I thought he was sage with a odd name for like FOREVER.

Tobi wrote:I thought he was sage with a odd name for like FOREVER.

I keep forgetting he existed. I never met him.

He wasn't that entertaining.

Also...zack.

How long am I banned from the c-box?

Forever

[18:09:18 02/12/08] Ninja : Oh my fucking god.
[18:13:27 02/12/08] Ninja : Someone stole our Wii.
[18:13:27 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:13:30 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:13:32 02/12/08] Ninja : ....
[18:13:34 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:24:34 02/12/08] Shiki : Hey guys, just got back from stealing a Wii from some kids hou-
[18:24:36 02/12/08] Shiki : Oh
[18:24:41 02/12/08] Shiki : awwwkwarrrrrd

Me:
I LIKE SCIENCE FICTION
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.
Me:
SIENCE FICTION.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK?
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
YES, I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS, NOW GO SUCK A COCK.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
I didn't say my cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
XD
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Read.
God:
What kind of books do you like?
Me:
Science Fiction.
God:
Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.
Me:
Who?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
Meow.
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Is masturbation wrong?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
XD
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
THEN GET IN BED.
God:
Where can I get IN BED?
Me:
ANYWHERE, YOU ARE GOD.
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
Why do the main practitioners of your religion tend to employ circular logic to explain how the religion works?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
But you know everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
You just accused me of lying ,motherfucker.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I accused him or her of lying motherfucker.
Me:
ABORT
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I LIKE BIG, JUICY TITTIES.
God:
What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
They're not jiggly enough
God:
Not yet.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Next question? For real.
Me:
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
That's wrong, the answer is " The amount of wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood."
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
UNDULATION
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
Yippee! Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
lulz
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
A nice man came out of a dark place where hedonistic acts were bien perfomed.
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
You're not welcome
God:
Perhaps I said something wrong?
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
In my opinion you did.
God:
Thanks for telling me. " I did not."? I did?
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
XD
God:
Does that make a lot of people angry?
Me:
XD
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Why are you searching for my approval?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Failure.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
What is the square root of 12
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
Why am I hungry?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Could you make me a sandwich?
God:
Try asking me more politely.
Me:
Could you please make me a sandwich?
God:
Wow you are very polite. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Salami, ham, a few hundred dollar bills, and bread.
God:
I don't have any Salami ham a few hundred dollar bills and bread?
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Ahh, but I am renowned for my discussion abilities, perhaps it is YOU who is the bad conversationalist.
God:
Ah ha. Do your friends call you renowned for your discussion abilities perhaps it is me who is the bad conversationalist.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye for now.



(My mom and I had a chat with igod)

iGod is awesome XD

Lord Ryu wrote:[18:09:18 02/12/08] Ninja : Oh my fucking god.
[18:13:27 02/12/08] Ninja : Someone stole our Wii.
[18:13:27 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:13:30 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:13:32 02/12/08] Ninja : ....
[18:13:34 02/12/08] Ninja : Fuck.
[18:24:34 02/12/08] Shiki : Hey guys, just got back from stealing a Wii from some kids hou-
[18:24:36 02/12/08] Shiki : Oh
[18:24:41 02/12/08] Shiki : awwwkwarrrrrd

xD That's shiki for ya.

[17:55:58] Tob has been kicked by Lord Ryu
[17:55:59] Ninja : Tobi, we need to battle.

[22:12:31] Tobi : I'm having sami first
[22:12:45] Tobi : ...You can have her when i'm done, and I've lost again

We were talking about a battle, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

And I mean that In the niceist way SHUT THE FUCK Up could mean.

(We-Me and PP)

O_o

It's just funny because it was taken out of context, no need to get sooo... flamey.

Zephule wrote:[22:12:31] Tobi : I'm having sami first
[22:12:45] Tobi : ...You can have her when i'm done, and I've lost again

I lol'd, since it's Parki of all people.

[23:15:20] @ Sasami : yeah, I use meebo at school
[23:15:27] Zephule : rules*
[23:15:28] @ Sasami : it's ok
[23:15:47] The Popular Pauper : Meebo? That sounds... like child pornography.
[23:16:03] Zephule : Or you know, not like that at all.
[23:16:10] The Popular Pauper : A clown, raping hordes of fresh faced and rosy cheecked children.
[23:16:21] The Popular Pauper : The clown named Meebo, with is white van of party tiem.
[23:16:27] The Popular Pauper : XD
[23:16:33] @ Sasami : o_0
[23:16:35] The Popular Pauper : It sounds like that.
[23:16:35] Tobi : XD

[12:41:35] Ninja : I want Brawl D=
[12:41:59] Ninja : Oh. So our neighbor definitely got their lanai trashed last night.
[12:42:12] Ninja : I was awake to hear it, too.
[12:42:37] Ninja : But by the time I woke my parents up, the noises had stopped.
[12:42:47] @ Lord Ryu : Lanai?
[12:43:04] Ninja : I thought that they were in our lanai, but they weren't.
[12:43:41] Ninja : It's a type of patio.
[12:43:57] Ninja : It's like a frame with screen over it.
[12:44:13] Ninja : Keeps bugs out.
[12:44:43] Ninja : But yeah, I could hear pots breaking and stuff.
[12:44:56] Ninja : It might have just been some animal, but somehow I doubt it.
[12:45:21] Ninja : I did hear a wolf once xD
[12:45:44] Ninja : And one day when I was driving home, I could swear that I saw a wolf in the middle of the road.
[12:46:02] @ Lord Ryu : It was obviously Link.
[12:46:10] Ninja : Might have been some curious deer.
[12:46:11] @ Lord Ryu : Breaking pots, turning into a wolf, etc.
[12:46:15] Ninja : OMG
[12:46:29] Ninja : Logged.
[12:46:39] @ Lord Ryu : Shyah!

[13:57:43] Zephule : The snow stopped.
[13:58:08] Zephule : I wish I had a Froslass named "Frostitute"
[13:58:54] Zephule : Or "Cool Wisp"
[13:59:39] Tobi : XD


[16:04:00] The Popular Pauper : I dream to use a Specs Groudon in Ubers.
[16:04:01] Tobi : so....
[16:04:31] Ninja : 81-46, too lazy to do math right now.
[16:04:36] Ninja : 35
[16:04:46] Shiki : Pauper has pretty lame ass dreams
[16:04:59] Tobi : Yep.
[16:05:11] Tobi : My dreams are about raping unicorns.
[16:05:19] Tobi : Black unicorns.
[16:05:21] Shiki : Know what I dreamed about? A fucking crimson red fish the size of a boat was attacking me with red tentacles and shit
[16:05:36] Tobi : Ah.
[16:05:41] Tobi : Odd dreamer.
[16:05:48] Shiki : Only thing I can think of that would cause such a weird dream was that fish boss from Resident Evil 4
[16:05:50] Shiki : And hentai
[16:06:01] Tobi : XD I've seen it.
[16:06:05] Shiki : Which brings me to the question of, why the hell was I the one being raped
[16:06:09] The Popular Pauper : Thanks.
[16:06:18] Tobi : Your really a woman?
[16:06:20] Shiki : Is my mind a douche even to myself
[16:06:25] The Popular Pauper : Who was raping you?
[16:06:47] Tobi : A fucking crimson red fish the size of a boat was attacking me with red tentacles and shit
[16:06:50] Shiki : I woke up before it did anything, but the giant fish thing was either trying to kill me, or rape me
[16:06:55] Tobi : Quoted
[16:07:11] Shiki : I decided not to dwell on which one it actually was
[16:07:16] Shiki : For my own mental health
[16:07:19] The Popular Pauper : XD
[16:07:38] Tobi : So logged.
[16:08:01] Shiki : fgt
[16:08:15] Tobi : Wait...
[16:08:19] Tobi : I didn't log it
[16:08:23] Tobi : Someone should
[16:08:58] Shiki : Yeah, good thing we're all lazsy
[16:09:01] Shiki : lazy*

Me and ninja missing each other on c-box and PP laughing at us.


[00:16:57 08/12/08] Ninja : Darn. Just missed Sage. Again. -_-

[00:21:53 08/12/08] @ Suen : NO YOU DIDNT!!!!

[00:22:01 08/12/08] @ Suen : SURPRISE!

[00:23:09 08/12/08] @ Suen : *WAVES HANDS FRANTICLY*

[00:23:41 08/12/08] @ Suen : I wish this thing made noise or somthing... like BUZZZZZZZZZ!

[00:33:38 08/12/08] @ Suen : damn of course you dont come back

[00:38:29 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : xD

[00:39:47 08/12/08] @ Suen : lol

[00:41:05 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : Anyway, brb.

[00:56:39 08/12/08] Ninja : Back!

[00:58:55 08/12/08] Ninja : .........

[01:00:31 08/12/08] Ninja : >_<

[01:00:32 08/12/08] Ninja : xD

[01:26:34 08/12/08] @ Suen : wow... this ic annoying...

[01:27:50 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : This is fucking epic. XD

[01:45:43 08/12/08] @ Suen : hello

[01:45:51 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : Sorry, but seeing it all night was epicness.

[01:45:57 08/12/08] @ Suen : lol

[01:46:14 08/12/08] @ Suen : it is a bit annoying

[01:46:21 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : I don't even think I'm a member of a dojo.

[01:46:31 08/12/08] The Popular Pauper : A bit, but it's still teh lulz.

too bad the records don't keep the signing in and out recorded.yeah that dissapoints me.. thats why i had to describe what was happening... <.<