Video Game Tournament

Shiki wrote:It's Poss, so it's invariably about Shadows and gay sex. The two must be combined.

No gay sex involved in a kidnapping.

That's what we call raep

But with you, it will inevitably segue into it.

And I've been reading the rules for this tournament, and it sounds pretty fail. Can only use four Pokemon, and from what I can tell there's no clauses against Sleep, Species, Ubers, etc.

Oh wait, I'm retarded and didn't look hard enough. Four on four, double battle(wtf?), and Pokes must be level 50 and under. Any Pokemon above level 50 is banned from play, how goddamn retarded. Species clause, item clause, no Soul Dew, no same nickname(lolwut), and no:

* 149 - Dragonite
* 150 - Mewtwo
* 151 - Mew
* 248 - Tyranitar
* 249 - Lugia
* 250 - Ho-Oh
* 251 - Celebi
* 382 - Kyogre
* 383 - Groudon
* 384 - Rayquaza
* 385 - Jirachi
* 386 - Deoxys
* 483 - Dialga
* 484 - Palkia
* 485 - Heatran
* 486 - Regigigas
* 487 - Giratina
* 489 - Phione
* 490 - Manaphy
* 491 - Darkrai

Why Dragonite and T-tar are in there is beyond me.

Dragonite and T-Tar are banned because they evolve after level 50 XD. Hahahahaha. Nintendo fails so much at tournaments.

Since there's no sleep clause, I'd probably use my super cheap Smeargle strategy.

Man, I've been out of the loop far too long if I don't remember that. I don't understand why they insist on 50 cap, double battle, and only four Pokes though, you'd figure a Nintendo certified tournament would play without retarded ass handicaps.

Hell, with no Sleep Clause, I did the goofy ass questionnaire thing and entered since in a double battle match, a Togekiss with Follow Me plus Encore and a Breloom with Spore would rape.

Shiki wrote:Man, I've been out of the loop far too long if I don't remember that. I don't understand why they insist on 50 cap, double battle, and only four Pokes though, you'd figure a Nintendo certified tournament would play without retarded ass handicaps.

Hell, with no Sleep Clause, I did the goofy ass questionnaire thing and entered since in a double battle match, a Togekiss with Follow Me plus Encore and a Breloom with Spore would rape.

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. They went and banned random Pokemon like Celebi and Jirachi, too...most likely because they're event Pokemon -_-.

The thing that pisses me off is the Self-KO "clause" they have. Basically, if you explode/destiny bond on your opponent's last Pokemon using your last Pokemon then both you and your opponent lose. That seems pretty lame to me...

This whole thing is now gay as hell.



If i went, i'd hack some pokemon that would fucking kill.



Then get banned,



The point and laught at the ass-fucks who won.