Paris Hilton for.... President?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4178033806

Yeahyeahyeah.

I know she can't run.

But I like her energy plan. And I think its lulzy how much of political bitchslap she gave McCain. (I'm voting for him fo' realz, though)


POLITICS, ANYONE?

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Any way, go Obama.

lol, Tobi can't vote.

SHUT UP.

I CAN BUY VOTES IF I REALLY WANTED TOO.

BESIDES, MACAIN IS GWB CLONE, AND PEOPLE HATE HIM.

Wrong.

Obama sounds like Bushity Bush with no teleprompter, and has about the same credentials.

McCain is a little different than Bush. Just a little.

Obama is Bush like Tobi is SUPER SWEET SMART COOL BEST PERSON EVER.

MaCain agrees with Bush 95% of the time.

Obama is from a diffrent party, and is more ...Kennady like then fucking Kennady himself.

I'll leave someone else to finish you.

MOU IKKAI

FINISH HIM

This election is entirely pointless, the "Eloquent Speaking Black Man" is going to win since the opposition is an 70+ year old man, and his running mate is woman with less experience than Obama. It doesn't help that America lost a lot of trust in the Republican party after this war. That and the fact that nearly half of their goddamn House of Reps have turned out to be homosexual, despite rabidly denying rights to said people.

But what really is going to win over the world about Obama is he is charming and charismatic, something that the simian-like Bush, and old man McCain lack. The Clinton Era wasn't exactly safe times, but Clinton could show you a penny and tell you it's a quarter and you would be compelled to believe him, and that's a quality when it comes to being President, something Obama possesses.

Also, mou ikkai.

Wait....there was something about Paris Hilton in one McCain's ads? xD

Yep, saying that Obama was just like her.

Only black, a man, and smart.

Ninja wrote:Wait....there was something about Paris Hilton in one McCain's ads? xD

Yeah.

I rather hope McCain wins, though.

WHY?

YOUR SISTERS COULD NEVER GET THERE BABYS KILLED, AND YOU COULD NEVER BE GHAY.

Tobi wrote:WHY?

YOUR SISTERS COULD NEVER GET THERE BABYS KILLED, AND YOU COULD NEVER BE GHAY.

McCain is pro-gay marriage.

Also, my sister's keeping the kid.

Obama FTW!

McCain is too old.

Because it doesn't affect me much, I'm judging by who would be least annoying to pop up on the news every now and then. Obama wins.

Yep.

AND BESIDES, THE LOVE JEBUS TOO MUCH!

Sorry Mr. Pegan.

I'm voting McCain.

Also: Is there any black person who's NOT going to vote for Obama?
I know absolutely nothing about the man. McCain has been around forever, and Obama just kinda...showed up about a year ago. I think he was man-made by the Kenyan Gov't.

InsaneCultist wrote:I'm voting McCain.

Also: Is there any black person who's NOT going to vote for Obama?
I know absolutely nothing about the man. McCain has been around forever, and Obama just kinda...showed up about a year ago. I think he was man-made by the Kenyan Gov't.

Wow.

We're voting the same way.

And I agree with that point.

I say politics suck.

This post is a replica of the one above it.

This post is referring to the bitchassness in the two posts above it and reminding people that if they can vote, but don't, the have no right to bitch about what results from the political process.

As well as stating that though politics are boring, annoying, and overdramatised, they are a part of modern life, and those who can't deal should go to a mental asylum.

BITCH.

You deleted my post.

Anywho, go Obama, for at the very least not being GWB's clone, who, let me remind you, you bitch about ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Sagechild wrote:This post is referring to the bitchassness in the two posts above it and reminding people that if they can vote, but don't, the have no right to bitch about what results from the political process.

As well as stating that though politics are boring, annoying, and overdramatised, they are a part of modern life, and those who can't deal should go to a mental asylum.

*totally never bitched about an political results*

Shine wrote:

Sagechild wrote:This post is referring to the bitchassness in the two posts above it and reminding people that if they can vote, but don't, the have no right to bitch about what results from the political process.

As well as stating that though politics are boring, annoying, and overdramatised, they are a part of modern life, and those who can't deal should go to a mental asylum.

*totally never bitched about an political results*

You will.

Also, Bush is stupid.

McCain, at least, has a brain.

A brain that goes with what Bush says over 95% of the time.

We have a "smart" person, copying a dumb-ass.

Like if you Zack sated copying everything that emo x did.