Most Suckish: The Final Frontier

Really it's a first draft. Anyway, this team is supposed to be made up of some pretty lame Pokemon. I'm trying to make it work, and a LOT of it is going to rely on faith, most primarily Farfetch'd and Kricketune (I've never used SING before...). Have fun tearing it to shreds.

Luvdisc @Leftovers
-Toxic
-Attract
-Substitute
-Aqua Ring
Swift Swim, Timid
252 HP, 252 Spd, 6 Def

A weird kind of Toxistall. Pretty lame stuff, but Luvdisc's Sp.Atk is WAY too small to sweep without Rain Dance and a Choice Specs or something in effect.

Kricketune @Focus Sash
-Sing
-X-Scissor
-Brick Break
-Swords Dance
Swarm, Jolly
252 Atk, 252 Spd, 6 HP

Sing first turn, hope you get lucky, SD, and sweep.

Glalie @Choice Scarf
-Ice Beam
-Explosion
-Dark Pulse
-Water Pulse
Inner Focus, Naive
252 Sp.Atk, 252 Spd, 6 HP

Glalie plain sucks. At least you might be able to make a dent in something, and this one's got relatively decent type coverage... STAB'd Ice Beam will probably be the main offensive, but it might have to go for Blizzard.

Spinda @Focus Sash
-Flail
-Fake Out
-Trick Room
-Sucker Punch
Own Tempo, Brave
252 HP, 252 Atk, 6 Def

If you can't tell what this does, then I simply phail at being obvious.

Farfetch'd @Liechi Berry
-Flail
-Agility
-Knock Off
-Aerial Ace
Inner Focus, Adamant
252 HP, 246 Atk, 12 Spd

... This will phail very quickly. I'm hoping I get lucky and survive one attack or get lucky against Hypnosis or something to get in an Agility and attempt a sweep. 12 Spd EVs to reach 318 Spd and outrun that 317 Spd chunk... There's quite a few of them.

Seviper @Life Orb/Choice Specs
-Haze/Dark Pulse/Sludge Bomb
-Giga Drain
-Flamethrower
-Hidden Power (Ground)
Shed Skin, Quiet
252 HP, 252 Sp.Atk, 6 Spd

Seviper's just a special sweeper with some good type coverage. Life Orb gets Haze, Choice Specs gets either Dark Pulse or Sludge Bomb, probably Bomb for STAB. Quiet nature for a little Trick Room benefit, because I have a feeling Spinda won't last long.

Give everything toxic.

That would anoy EVERYONE

I was going to use a Kricketune once.

Never got around to it.

Glalie is actually pretty solid for UU.

>_>

Sagechild wrote:Glalie is actually pretty solid for UU.

>_>

Glalie is one of the crappiest Pokemon of all time, and all who disagree should be dragged out onto the street and shot as an example.

Even though I used one on my in-game Emerald team, lulz.

Glaile-

It has a base of 80 in every stat. it's like a craper form on Acreis.

As represented by its stats, Glalie isn't very good. Its movepool is rather unexciting and it isn't powerful enough to take advantage of the Ice STAB, while simultaneously being too defensively weak to make up for Ice's notoriety as a defensive type. As a physical attacker it's eclipsed by Mamoswine and Weavile, as a special attacker it's eclipsed by anything that can learn Ice Beam, and as a staller it's eclipsed by Walrein (who even shares the relatively exclusive Ice Body trait). He does have the ability to Spike, but his cousin Froslass can Spike and block Rapid Spin at the same time.

Tobi wrote:Glaile-

It has a base of 80 in every stat. it's like a craper form on Acreis.

As represented by its stats, Glalie isn't very good. Its movepool is rather unexciting and it isn't powerful enough to take advantage of the Ice STAB, while simultaneously being too defensively weak to make up for Ice's notoriety as a defensive type. As a physical attacker it's eclipsed by Mamoswine and Weavile, as a special attacker it's eclipsed by anything that can learn Ice Beam, and as a staller it's eclipsed by Walrein (who even shares the relatively exclusive Ice Body trait). He does have the ability to Spike, but his cousin Froslass can Spike and block Rapid Spin at the same time.

There we go quoting smogon.

Glalie's stats may be crappy and it's movepool may be unexciting, but where's Corsola?

Opinion of Corsola-

It has bad typing, bad stats, but a good movepool. I don't know why Pokémon like this exist.

It's even WORSE.

Sagechild wrote:

Tobi wrote:Glaile-

It has a base of 80 in every stat. it's like a craper form on Acreis.

As represented by its stats, Glalie isn't very good. Its movepool is rather unexciting and it isn't powerful enough to take advantage of the Ice STAB, while simultaneously being too defensively weak to make up for Ice's notoriety as a defensive type. As a physical attacker it's eclipsed by Mamoswine and Weavile, as a special attacker it's eclipsed by anything that can learn Ice Beam, and as a staller it's eclipsed by Walrein (who even shares the relatively exclusive Ice Body trait). He does have the ability to Spike, but his cousin Froslass can Spike and block Rapid Spin at the same time.

There we go quoting smogon.

Glalie's stats may be crappy and it's movepool may be unexciting, but where's Corsola?

I WOULD be using Corsola, but I'm already running one for another team, and Luvdisc is worse anyway. I don't want to overlap weaknesses TOO much just to use a worse Pokemon, because I'm stupid enough to honestly wanna make these Pokemon work. XD;

You know, if you pull this off, good for you.

Coz, for some reason, they made ALOT of shit pokemon.

Lumineon!