Epic.

This is so epic, it gets its own separate thread.

Beware the awesome might of...

PARAFLINCHAX VOLBEAT ><;;;



Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Shine sent out Casanova (lvl 100 Volbeat ?).
trent Rofl sent out Hypocricy (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Hypocricy is exerting its pressure!
Casanova used Trick.
Casanova obtained Focus Sash!
Hypocricy obtained Choice Scarf!
Hypocricy used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team! (I was totally confident it'd Taunt or SR first thing. ><)
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trent Rofl switched in Armaldo (lvl 100 Armaldo ?).
Casanova used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Armaldo lost 13% of its health. (Eh, SR's up and I've got a Sash now... May as well put it to use.)
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Casanova used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Armaldo lost 14% of its health.
Armaldo is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Armaldo used Rock Polish.
Armaldo's speed was sharply raised. (o.o; )
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Shine: Wow, hax. That was ironic...
Casanova used Zen Headbutt.
Armaldo lost 24% of its health.
Armaldo used Rock Polish.
Armaldo's speed was sharply raised. (Another Rock Polish, wtf... A successful Stone Edge here could have saved him a lot of pain later...)
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trent Rofl: that sir, Was lame
Casanova used Zen Headbutt.
Armaldo lost 23% of its health.
Armaldo flinched! (=O)
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Casanova used Zen Headbutt.
Armaldo lost 25% of its health.
Armaldo is paralysed! It can't move! (ParaFlinch, lol)
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Shine: Wow. This is a first...
Shine: Flinchax Volbeat. XD;
Casanova used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Armaldo lost 1% of its health.
trent Rofl's Armaldo fainted. (Could have gone with Zen Headbutt, but that has a chance to miss. :\)
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trent Rofl switched in Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Brave Bird.
It's super effective!
Casanova lost 100% of its health.
Casanova hung on using its Focus Sash!
Swellow was hit by recoil!
Swellow lost 34% of its health.
Casanova used Body Slam.
Swellow lost 48% of its health.
Swellow is paralysed! It may be unable to move! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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Shine: o_O;;;
Shine: My god, you poor thing...
Shine: That's the second time in a row...
Swellow is paralysed! It can't move!
Casanova used Body Slam.
Swellow lost 18% of its health.
trent Rofl's Swellow fainted. (Guess it tried to Quick Attack... This is really the first time Parahax really worked in my favor.)
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trent Rofl: are you for real...
trent Rofl switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Casanova used Trick.
Casanova obtained Choice Specs!
Altaria used Dragon Pulse.
Casanova lost 0% of its health.
Shine's Casanova fainted. (No Specs for j00 =O)
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Shine switched in Dot (lvl 100 Plusle ?).
Pointed stones dug into Dot.
Dot lost 12% of its health.
Dot used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Altaria lost 100% of its health.
trent Rofl's Altaria fainted.
Dot lost 10% of its health. (YEAH, FUCK YOU NINJA. PLUSLE FTW)

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trent Rofl switched in Kangaskhan (lvl 100 Kangaskhan ?).
Dot used Thunderbolt.
Kangaskhan lost 52% of its health.
Dot lost 10% of its health.
Kangaskhan used Substitute.
Kangaskhan lost 25% of its health.
Kangaskhan made a substitute!
Kangaskhan's leftovers restored its health a little!
Kangaskhan restored 6% of its health. (lolKagaskhan)
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Kangaskhan is tightening its focus!
Dot used Encore.
Kangaskhan got an encore! (I figured out you can Encore Sub while they attempt Focus Punch just a little earlier today. =P)
Kangaskhan used Substitute.
But it failed! (Isn't this a rule of competitive battling?)
Kangaskhan's leftovers restored its health a little!
Kangaskhan restored 6% of its health.
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trent Rofl has left the room.
Shine wins!


See? I'm the unluckiest battler ever, but every dog has his day.

This one kinda made me lol too. Banette ftw?



Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
Shine sent out Casanova (lvl 100 Volbeat ?).
gallade 95 sent out Bredoom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Shine: Good luck!
gallade 95: Ok
Casanova used U-turn.
Bredoom lost 45% of its health.
Shine switched in 'Crow (lvl 100 Banette ?).
Bredoom used Spore. (Bannete says FUCK SLEEP)
Bredoom was badly poisoned!
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gallade 95 switched in The killer (lvl 100 Primeape ?).
'Crow used Shadow Sneak.
The killer lost 54% of its health. (o_o;; I never thought it'd deal that much damage without a crit or type advantage... Down to 45%. XD; )
'Crow lost 10% of its health.
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Shine: o_O;
Shine: Wow, I never thought it'd deal that much damage...
Shine: That's... New.
gallade 95 switched in Iron bird (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
'Crow used Shadow Sneak.
It's not very effective...
Iron bird lost 8% of its health.
'Crow lost 10% of its health.
Iron bird's leftovers restored its health a little!
Iron bird restored 6% of its health.
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gallade 95 has left the room. (Wtf, why? It could have gone either way... I was about to WillOWisp, though. :3)
Shine wins!