Booze + More Booze = Stolen DS

I won't bore you with the details.... Unless you want to know about how I got drunk, had drunken sex and said girl boosted my DS...

But I will tell you this... That crazy bitch left my Pokemon Diamond Cart... Fucking whore. I guess I'll see you guys when the DSi comes out...


...I'm kidding. I'll still hang around... Just because I know how much you all <3 me.


....Fucking bitch. I miss my DS =/

well I think a very valuable lesson can be learned here....no its not don't drink and fuck some girl... its if you ARE going to drink and fuck some girl at least have the brains to make sure she doesn't jack your shit!

She was giving you a preview of what marriage, and the subsequent divorce is like.

Shiki wrote:She was giving you a preview of what marriage, and the subsequent divorce is like.

Shiki always knows how to say the right thing.

xD

Except that in the divorce, she gets your house and half of your stuff.

Sometimes, you get the dog and the other half.

Akubarix wrote:I won't bore you with the details.... Unless you want to know about how I got drunk, had drunken sex and said girl boosted my DS...

But I will tell you this... That crazy bitch left my Pokemon Diamond Cart... Fucking whore. I guess I'll see you guys when the DSi comes out...


...I'm kidding. I'll still hang around... Just because I know how much you all <3 me.


....Fucking bitch. I miss my DS =/

Meh, she was just a costly hooker.

Not 80 or 100 dollars, BUT 180 dollars.

Sagehawk wrote:well I think a very valuable lesson can be learned here....no its not don't drink and fuck some girl... its if you ARE going to drink and fuck some girl at least have the brains to make sure she doesn't jack your shit!

It was in my jacket pocket. Good thing she didn't know I had a 'heart' pocket in the thing or she might have snagged my wallet... I'm normally smarter about these sorts of things, hell. I'm rarely ever 'drunk'. I guess that's what I get for hanging out with friends on their hot sisters and their sisters' hot friends.

Though still, insult to injury? She left Pokemon Diamond there. I'm in the process of finding out where she lives from my friend. The second I do, someone's getting a savage beating. I sware to Christ. My life hasn't been a grand one, but I'd rather die like a dog on the street than to steal.

Fake Edit #1: I beat the tar out of ANYONE who steals from me.

Fake Edit #2: Unless it's like a fry... Then I only maim you.

Fake Edit #3: Alakazam, mother fuckers!

Akubarix wrote:I sware to Christ.

???

Anyway, If You Yell Surprise It's Not Really Rape.

Have Fun.

I hope you're ready to defend yourself from rampant hairy radfem lesbians that claim you beat the girl for no particular reason, rather than the very justifiable reason of stealing your stuff, and the subsequent kangaroo court ruling that always favors the women in this newly established, emasculated matriarchy we call the USA.

I better stop, I was really getting on a fucking roll there, and there would be no stopping that particular rant.

NO, DON'T.

I love this rant.

Shiki wrote:I hope you're ready to defend yourself from rampant hairy radfem lesbians that claim you beat the girl for no particular reason, rather than the very justifiable reason of stealing your stuff, and the subsequent kangaroo court ruling that always favors the women in this newly established, emasculated matriarchy we call the USA.

I better stop, I was really getting on a fucking roll there, and there would be no stopping that particular rant.

I... Am... Batman.

Whatever happened to this bitch?

And, did you get your DS back?