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    To the giant ass spider that's now in my septic tank.

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    Post by Prostiboots Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:09 am

    Spider, why, oh why did you have to interrupt my poop session?

    This was a very important one, considering my recent bouts of flatulence have been especially pungent.

    And you're just there, being giant, hulking, and a spider.

    Why could you not have waited? Don't show up until I'm finished pooping, have some courtesy, spider.

    I would have at least not killed you with astringent, then.


    Big ass spider, why?

    That's all I ask.

    Why?

    Do spiders hate people that bad, and somehow know that if I'm interrupted whilst pooping, I won't be able to poop for a good few hours.

    Do you like me in pain, dealing with stinky farts, considering this isn't the first time something ike this has happened, and I rarely see spiders when I go to go pee, and those ones are tiny.


    WHY, SPIDERS, WHY?

    ;_;
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    Post by MrFrumpyPants Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:22 am

    My lord. Thanks for making me read about this disgusting experience twice.

    Now I will be scared of poop-interrupting spiders until i forget about it.


    loser T_T
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    Post by Tobi Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:13 pm

    What the fuck?

    It came up from the toilet?
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    Post by Prostiboots Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:22 pm

    Tobi wrote:What the fuck?

    It came up from the toilet?
    No, then I wouldn't have seen it.

    It was on my wall.
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    Post by Tobi Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:31 pm

    Then kill it and get on with your life.
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    Post by Ninja Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:56 pm

    Tobi wrote:Then kill it and get on with your life.

    Ahhh. Some rational wisdom. >_>
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    Post by Zenith Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:43 pm

    lulz, you're such a wimp PP =3
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    Post by Prostiboots Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:00 pm

    -_-

    This was more for comedic effect, which is seemingly lost on you.

    Though the constant spider appearances when I really need to use the bathroom are suspicious.
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    Post by Zenith Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:23 pm

    Ah, you and your taking everything too seriously.

    Do emoticons just appear as nothing to you?
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    Post by Sagehawk Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:41 pm

    Its the south ...

    bugs are everywhere...

    get over it.
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    Post by Prostiboots Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:57 pm

    Sagehawk wrote:Its the south ...

    bugs are everywhere...

    get over it.
    I'm not a Southerner by anything but location.

    =/
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    Post by Tobi Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:12 pm

    Your both still more south then me.
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    Post by Sagehawk Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:06 pm

    The Popular Pauper wrote:
    Sagehawk wrote:Its the south ...

    bugs are everywhere...

    get over it.
    I'm not a Southerner by anything but location.

    =/
    no where in that post did i say YOU were a southerner... I just stated that is where you were...
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    Post by Shiki Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:24 pm

    It sure is a good thing California is all cement, beaches, and skyscapers, the only things capable of living here are human beings and domesticated animals, fuck bugs.
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    Post by Sagehawk Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:06 pm

    Shiki wrote:It sure is a good thing California is all cement, beaches, and skyscapers, the only things capable of living here are human beings and domesticated animals, fuck bugs.
    than maybe i should move there... lol I HATE bugs
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    Post by Prostiboots Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:34 pm

    Sagehawk wrote:
    Shiki wrote:It sure is a good thing California is all cement, beaches, and skyscapers, the only things capable of living here are human beings and domesticated animals, fuck bugs.
    than maybe i should move there... lol I HATE bugs
    California sounds a lot better now.

    +5 okay points.
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    Post by Tobi Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:50 pm

    Oh, so now CA is OVER 9005 BETTER THEN ALL OF YOUR SHIT STATES!!!!!!!!!
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