You know what I hate?

Toasters that don't fucking toast my toast enough unless they're on a setting that would render normal toast into a black charred brick.

You know what else I hate?

People who don't let you _____ when you're ____ and then you get really pissed off and then can't find a fucking place to sleep that hasn't been robbed of all the blankets.

SLEEP and TIRED

But hey, I slept on the floor with a hangover the size of a small moon, so you still had it better then me.

PAW and HORNY

Darker toast for the masses! D:<

I say...

MEDITATE and TIPSY.

I hate dark toast

Sheezy when you're teezy, I'm bringing this shit back negro style.

And dark toast is awesome when done right, the edges and middle must be black, but the amount in between that should be golden brown, it's like a racial hate crime assaulting your taste buds, delicious.

I love that you guys are filling in the blanks. Nice works.

I HATE THAT SMILE.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, DON"T USE IT.

And ya, what are the real words?

You don't get the real words. And if you don't like the smiley...


GET OVER IT.

Kthxbai.

Shiki wrote:Sheezy when you're teezy, I'm bringing this shit back negro style.

And dark toast is awesome when done right, the edges and middle must be black, but the amount in between that should be golden brown, it's like a racial hate crime assaulting your taste buds, delicious.

I think I love you.

Shine stole mine D=

You know what I hate?

Dice.

Both real AND virtual.

T_T

Tobi carried out 8 launched of one Attack :

, , , , , , ,

Whats wrong with dice?

Ninja has extraordinarily bad luck.

Ah.

Wow, I got 1,2,3,2,5,2,4,2.

1 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 2 - 4 - 2.

Sorry ninja.

Oh dice. I like Yahtzee.

I love him too, he's funny as HELL.

Just takes some time to get used to how fast he talks.

She meant the game, silly.

OH, I feel like a monkey throwing poo at himself in the glass.

Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:OH, I feel like a monkey throwing poo at himself in the glass.

ie business as usual.

No.

I usually feel like a puppy, licking his own nuts.