FSM vs. Shade

Species: Lickitung
Evolves after 50 posts.
Attack Power: 6
Special Attack: Deal 3 damage. Your opponent cannot use their regular attack.
Ability: Lickitung always takes -3 damage from special attacks.

Species: Ralts
Evolves after 35 posts.
Attack Power: 2
Special Attack: Predict what number you'll roll. If you guessed correctly whether it was odd or even, deal 5 damage. If you guessed the exact number, deal 8 damage.
Ability: Copy your opponent's ability

Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:Species: Lickitung
Evolves after 50 posts.
Attack Power: 6
Special Attack: Deal 3 damage. Your opponent cannot use their regular attack.
Ability: Lickitung always takes -3 damage from special attacks.

Species: Ralts
Evolves after 35 posts.
Attack Power: 2
Special Attack: Predict what number you'll roll. If you guessed correctly whether it was odd or even, deal 5 damage. If you guessed the exact number, deal 8 damage.
Ability: Copy your opponent's ability

Lick can fuck me up, ability and SA.

SA, Ralts.

I'mma hoping for a 4.

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

I did 9, fuck ya.

You never guessed odd or even, so you do 5 damage <<;;

Lickitung
Regular Attack
Zeph carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

.....Is 4 odd, or even?

Attack[6]+Roll[6]=12

Even if you did do 9, I win first round.

Yep, I know.

Ralts, SA. 4.

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

I did 0 damage.

I think you won this thing.

It's not 2/3
Regular Attack
Zeph carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

Attack[6]+Roll[1]=7
Second Round Zephule.

It's not?

Meh, SA. Hit a 4.

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

XD Again, 0 damage to you.

Regular Attack
Zeph carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

Attack[6]+Roll[5]=11

Round 3 Zephule.

Ok, Ralts, SA.

Hit a 3 you son of a bitch.

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

....You gotta be fucken me.

I did 1 damage this time at least.

Regular Attack
Zeph carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

Attack[6]+Roll[3]=9

Fourth Round Zephule.

OK, Ralts, baby, please, hit a 6. SA!!!

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

Again, I do 1 damage.

I hate guessing games.

Lickitung
Regular Attack
Zeph carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

FSM, next turn use your regular attack.

Attack[6]+Roll[4]=10

Fifth Round Zephule.

Ok, Ralts, Normal attack. (6)

Tobi carried out 1 launched of one Attack :

There I did 6 in all.