by Tobi Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:04 am
[01:33:55 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : SO HOW'S YOUR GAY LOVER SPHINX DOING?
[01:45:38 03/01/09] Zephule : What?
[01:46:47 03/01/09] Zephule : He's not my gay lover xD
[01:47:20 03/01/09] Zephule : Don't you think that's a little offensive?
[01:47:35 03/01/09] Zephule : Logged and screened ^^;
[01:48:02 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I was kidding, silly.
[01:48:19 03/01/09] Zephule : <<;
[01:48:24 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Hence the all caps. lulz
[01:48:33 03/01/09] Zephule : Still.
[01:48:36 03/01/09] Zephule : It was offensive.
[01:49:52 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Alrighty, have fun with that.
[01:51:03 03/01/09] Shiki : Hey, anyone know how the hell I change my profile pokemon? Venasaur doesn't properly portray my awesomeness
[01:51:23 03/01/09] Zephule : PM Sami or Ninja.
[01:51:51 03/01/09] Zephule : HEY PAUPER HOW'S YOUR GAY LOVER SHADOWS DOIN'?
[01:51:55 03/01/09] Shiki : Blah, too much of a pain then
[01:52:18 03/01/09] Zephule : Whaddya want it changed to?
[01:52:20 03/01/09] Zephule : Magikarp?
[01:52:42 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : You could just tell sami here, alternatively.
[01:52:42 03/01/09] Zephule : You only have four xD
[01:52:54 03/01/09] Shiki : Seaking if I had it, but probably Celebi
[01:52:57 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : He'll probably change it to Chikorita or something.
[01:53:22 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Ohnoes.
[01:53:31 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : He's not using an effeminate pokeymanz. :O
[01:53:39 03/01/09] Shiki : fer reel
[01:53:43 03/01/09] Shiki : I just don't have any
[01:53:50 03/01/09] Ninja : Erm...
[01:54:18 03/01/09] Shiki : Femme pokeymanz are only good as Lopunny or Milotic though
[01:54:19 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Chikorita is effeminate.
[01:54:25 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : xD
[01:54:27 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I see.
[01:54:33 03/01/09] Shiki : YOUR MOM IS EFFEMINATE
[01:54:42 03/01/09] Shiki : Chiko becomes a HUEG bitch in its final evo
[01:54:58 03/01/09] Shiki : Just like Bulbasaur
[01:55:06 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[01:55:21 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Meganium is less ugly then Venusaur, though.
[01:55:37 03/01/09] Shiki : True
[01:55:57 03/01/09] Shiki : Eevee is pretty effeminate, now that I think about it
[01:56:12 03/01/09] Zephule : Espeon =O
[01:56:17 03/01/09] Shiki : But you wouldn't believe how many creepy ass pokemon doujins involve it
[01:56:26 03/01/09] Shiki : Safe to say /d/ is no mans land
[01:56:27 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[01:56:29 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I woudl.
[01:56:39 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : would*
[01:57:22 03/01/09] Zephule : Jynx is effeminate.
[01:57:39 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : But ugly.
[01:57:42 03/01/09] Shiki : REVOKING ZEPH'S SPEAKING RIGHTS
[01:57:45 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Verrrrrrrrrrrry ugly.
[01:57:57 03/01/09] Shiki : And to whoever changed my pokeyman, thanks
[01:58:16 03/01/09] Zephule : Loppuny with Klutz is probably the closest you could get to a female Shiki.
[01:58:17 03/01/09] Shiki : Jynx is only awesome because it shows Japanese people are still prfoundly racist
[01:58:30 03/01/09] Shiki : profoundly*
[01:58:53 03/01/09] Ninja : Lol, "This dice is not existing."
[01:58:57 03/01/09] Shiki : Klutzy is definitely a charm point
[01:59:24 03/01/09] Shiki : HERE BE DRAGONS
[01:59:37 03/01/09] Zephule : Shiki I saw this comic once and it showed Jynx with the black face and the next panel with a bunch of angry black people.
[01:59:56 03/01/09] Zephule : And then the next panel was her with a purple face, and then the last with angry purple people.
[02:00:13 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Actually. I'm the closest you'd get to a female Shiki, and I lack a vagina.
[02:00:46 03/01/09] Shiki : Seems the universe would implode if a female me existed then
[02:00:49 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : And have moderately dissimilar intersts.
[02:01:02 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Female Shiki couldn't exist.
[02:01:06 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Apart from maybe his mom.
[02:01:49 03/01/09] Shiki : My mom isn't an asshole for the pleasure of it is the only problem, she's only like that when she gets all Mother Hen and shit
[02:02:09 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:02:19 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : When she was younger, even?
[02:02:32 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Also, Mother Hen? wtf
[02:02:40 03/01/09] Shiki : LIKE THE CHICKEN
[02:02:51 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : YOUR MOM IS PROTECTIVE OF YOU?
[02:03:03 03/01/09] Shiki : It's fucking creepy, I agree
[02:03:17 03/01/09] Shiki : I can only account it to I put up a grand facade when the situation benefits
[02:03:58 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:04:41 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : So, Shiki, going to try fishing to get a Feebas? XD
[02:05:09 03/01/09] Shiki : That sounds like so much worrrrrrk~
[02:05:09 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : With a Good Rod, it's only a 1/216 chance of hooking it.
[02:05:27 03/01/09] Shiki : That's because there is no loving god
[02:05:35 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:05:49 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : With a Super Rod, wich you can't afford, your chances increase.
[02:05:57 03/01/09] Shiki : And to add insult to injury, you're stuck with the ugly motherfucker until it evolves into the epitome of awesome
[02:06:06 03/01/09] Shiki : Somehow I think this was all planned
[02:06:12 03/01/09] Shiki : By the Illuminati, no doubt
[02:06:21 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:06:38 03/01/09] Ninja : Wtf
[02:06:54 03/01/09] Ninja : Fucking dice are taunting me now >_<
[02:06:56 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : NWO
[02:07:17 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : BUY A GOOD ROD, NINJA
[02:07:26 03/01/09] Ninja : I got another three, and the three rolls added up to 13 for Remoraid again T_T
[02:07:36 03/01/09] Ninja : I need more yen first D=
[02:07:53 03/01/09] Shiki : SELL YOUR BODY
[02:07:57 03/01/09] Shiki : WORKS EVERY TIME
[02:07:58 03/01/09] Ninja : I would do some dojo battles if people weren't so damn inactive.
[02:07:59 03/01/09] Shiki : TRUST ME
[02:08:22 03/01/09] Shiki : Loss of innocence is a small price to pay for whatever it is you're doing
[02:09:18 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Ninja, you have plenty of yen for a good rod
[02:09:24 03/01/09] Ninja : Lol, Seaking is xD
[02:09:50 03/01/09] Zephule : Wow.
[02:09:53 03/01/09] Ninja : Well, if I had used a good rod, I wouldn't have gotten Remoraid. =P
[02:09:59 03/01/09] Ninja : There is a method to the madness?
[02:10:11 03/01/09] Zephule : "Hah I got a 6! Yeah there's no way you....could......D:"
[02:11:03 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : whut
[02:11:24 03/01/09] Zephule : Seaking's Special Attack.
[02:11:34 03/01/09] Zephule : If both you and your opponent roll 6's you automatically win.
[02:11:55 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Oh, yeah.
[02:11:58 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : HORN DRILL
[02:12:05 03/01/09] Zephule : Two Seaking battling.
[02:12:10 03/01/09] Zephule : FUCK YEAH SEAKING.
[02:12:18 03/01/09] Shiki : Universe dies
[02:12:28 03/01/09] Shiki : Nothing like a phallic attack to be instant victory
[02:12:58 03/01/09] Zephule : Sami totally had that meme in mind.
[02:13:05 03/01/09] Ninja : Falcon Pawnch that crap >>
[02:14:41 03/01/09] Ninja : ...
[02:15:26 03/01/09] Ninja : Shine and I have to battle for the tourney thing...
[02:15:34 03/01/09] Zephule : Nidoqueen used Attract! Nidoking used Swagger! Nidoqueen used Flatter! Nidoking used Natural Gift! Nidoqueen used Swallow! Nidoking used Horn Drill! Nidoqueen used Rest! Nidoking ran away!
[02:15:42 03/01/09] Ninja : I hope I don't lose D=
[02:15:55 03/01/09] Shiki : Horrifying.
[02:16:19 03/01/09] Shiki : It's the equivalent of two fat people doing the horizontal mambo
[02:16:46 03/01/09] Zephule : Nidoking is the epitome of manliness, because Machamp's too gay.
[02:16:48 03/01/09] Shiki : And isn't Shine obsessed with NU?
[02:16:54 03/01/09] Zephule : Yesh.
[02:17:11 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : He is.
[02:17:16 03/01/09] Shiki : Just whore out OU, death by scrub
[02:17:42 03/01/09] Shiki : Plus he'll make another lulzy rant if you win like that
[02:18:05 03/01/09] Zephule : Don't talk about Shine behind his back xD
[02:18:21 03/01/09] Shiki : He's not here?
[02:18:46 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : He'll be soon.
[02:18:58 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Anyways, the concept of "Talking behind someone's back" on the internet is...
[02:18:58 03/01/09] Shiki : Yeah, thought I saw him on member list
[02:19:03 03/01/09] Zephule : I like the GS Nidoking sprite.
[02:19:04 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Like, ghey
[02:19:18 03/01/09] Shiki : Italics, motherfucker
[02:19:38 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Talking behind your back si when someone who you're freinds with spreads info about you they shouldn't be, and gossips it up about you.
[02:19:45 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Not people over the interwebs talking about you.
[02:19:51 03/01/09] Zephule : Sorry Shiki, but I have won!
[02:20:08 03/01/09] Shiki : fuk u
[02:20:28 03/01/09] Shiki : Pied Piper is right, and I believe I have clearly established I hate you all
[02:20:49 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Even Sami? =O
[02:20:57 03/01/09] Zephule : Don't talk about Shine while he's not here*
[02:20:58 03/01/09] Zephule : Also.
[02:21:07 03/01/09] Zephule : Shiki and Sami have never been on the cbox at the same time.
[02:21:09 03/01/09] Shiki : No idea, not like we talk
[02:21:16 03/01/09] Zephule : Or...talked? Have they?
[02:21:17 03/01/09] Shiki : Indeed, it's like two opposing forces
[02:21:26 03/01/09] Shiki : Sami gives off this very innocent holy feel
[02:21:32 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:21:33 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : wut
[02:21:35 03/01/09] Zephule : Sami's the good and Shiki's the bad. If they ever met, damn.
[02:21:36 03/01/09] Shiki : And I am obviously quite the opposite
[02:21:39 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Sami, INNOCENT AND HOLY?
[02:21:48 03/01/09] Zephule : VEry much so.
[02:21:50 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : That's a pedestal.
[02:21:55 03/01/09] Shiki : compared to the rest of us, of course
[02:22:02 03/01/09] Zephule : XD
[02:22:12 03/01/09] Shiki : Which is kind of like saying who is the cleanest in a mud wrestling competition
[02:22:23 03/01/09] Shiki : I wouldn't mind seeing a mud wrestling competition
[02:22:27 03/01/09] Zephule : I've never seen her do anything bad.
[02:22:29 03/01/09] Zephule : Or mean.
[02:22:30 03/01/09] Shiki : with hot women
[02:22:38 03/01/09] Shiki : Wow, I totally went off on a tangent there, sorry
[02:22:44 03/01/09] Zephule : Good thing you added that last part.
[02:22:52 03/01/09] Zephule : Because most of us on Shuten are guys.
[02:22:54 03/01/09] Zephule : Soooo....
[02:23:04 03/01/09] Zephule : Lawl Pacman dots.
[02:23:07 03/01/09] Zephule : ...............................
[02:23:15 03/01/09] Shiki : Yeah, I felt that given over half the site is gay, I had to elaborate
[02:23:23 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Sami kills people to feed her fish. How else would she maintain so many tanks? XD
[02:23:33 03/01/09] Zephule : ^...^
[02:24:11 03/01/09] Shiki : Well, as a PETA member and vegan she obviously murders people, but I'm sure we have done worse
[02:24:22 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : ...
[02:24:29 03/01/09] Shiki : I can name at least five occasions, and Pakri's very existance is a stain upon humanity
[02:24:37 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : She thinks peta is crazy, and eats cheese and dairy.
[02:24:55 03/01/09] Zephule : I could never be a vegan.
[02:24:56 03/01/09] Shiki : Oh? Had her pegged as a stereotypical vegan
[02:25:00 03/01/09] Shiki : Lol, pegged
[02:25:01 03/01/09] Zephule : EEEEVVVVVVEEEERRR.
[02:25:02 03/01/09] Shiki : Awesome
[02:25:13 03/01/09] Zephule : I mean I love chickens, but I love eatin' them more.
[02:25:13 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Oh dear.
[02:25:22 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : ... I don't love chikens.
[02:25:29 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : They're smeelly, and loud, and mean.
[02:25:36 03/01/09] Shiki : I don't blame you Zeph, being so black
[02:25:42 03/01/09] Zephule : Shut up XD
[02:25:47 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : People keep chickens outside near where I live.
[02:25:49 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : smelly*
[02:25:52 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : OUTSIDE.
[02:25:57 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : CHAINED UP LIKE DOGS.
[02:25:58 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : WTF
[02:26:04 03/01/09] Zephule : You're always degrading women, so you're more black then I am.
[02:26:07 03/01/09] Zephule : Which is kinda funny.
[02:26:21 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : White men degrade EVERYTHING.
[02:26:29 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : It's kinda the stereotype.
[02:26:29 03/01/09] Shiki : CHAUVINISM WAS INVENTED BY THE WHITE MAN
[02:26:34 03/01/09] Zephule : A black person may put his hands on a woman, but a white dude would more likely kill her.
[02:27:02 03/01/09] Shiki : Only if we saw large benefits for it!
[02:27:11 03/01/09] Shiki : She was ASKING for it, okay?!
[02:27:39 03/01/09] Zephule : =O
[02:28:04 03/01/09] Zephule : XD
[02:28:41 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Shiki, that was my COUSIN
[02:28:55 03/01/09] Shiki : You can thank me later
[02:29:21 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : She /was/ cutting in on my inheritence.
[02:29:28 03/01/09] Shiki : Unless you were hitting that, then it's TOTALLY my bad
[02:29:37 03/01/09] Shiki : Ah, very glass half full of you
[02:30:06 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:31:15 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : It's lulz that I even have an inheritence
[02:31:34 03/01/09] Shiki : Even debt counts!
[02:32:17 03/01/09] Shiki : Reminds me that I didn't see shit for mine
[02:32:27 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I'm getting money form my loaded grandparents.
[02:32:34 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I think.
[02:33:00 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : They dropped at LEAST $9200 this year for Christmas gifts.
[02:33:09 03/01/09] Shiki : I am positive that is the primary existance of grandparents
[02:33:20 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : XD
[02:33:23 03/01/09] Shiki : To hoard money so their children and children's children can inhereit
[02:33:27 03/01/09] Shiki : inherit*
[02:33:30 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : In 2004, they dropped like $15000
[02:34:31 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Every grandchild got $1000, and the parents got $2000
[02:34:34 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : D:
[02:34:52 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Sooooooo. Loaded.
[02:34:59 03/01/09] Shiki : Fuck, I'll kill your grandparents myself if I can get a cut
[02:35:04 03/01/09] Shiki : I KNOW YOU'RE ALL JUST WAITING FOR IT
[02:35:37 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : I actually really like my nana
[02:36:01 03/01/09] Shiki : I bet you'd really like her estate too
[02:36:14 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : ...
[02:36:16 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : Damn
[02:36:33 03/01/09] Shiki : Indeed, listen to your Id!
[02:36:41 03/01/09] Shiki : It totally knows best
[02:38:43 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : >_<
[02:41:52 03/01/09] The Popular Pauper : No thank you.
XD