Father

I really hate my father. He's trying to control my life.

Yes, father dearest, I realize I need a job. Yes, father dearest, I realize that I'll be kicked out of the house and living on the streets if I don't get one soon.

No, father, I'm not going to get a job at Pizza Hut. No, father, I'm not going to get a job at McDonald's. No, father, I'm not going to get a job at Wendy's.

I'm going to work at fucking HEB, and if you want to do something about it, YOU put in the application for me, cause I'm not gonna put in the effort to apply some place I don't want to work.

HEB is close.
HEB pays above minimum wage.
HEB has cheap gas RIGHT THERE.

I can work in the bakery, or the deli or something. I don't have to go out to deliver pizzas and bask in grease and oil all day. My acne's bad enough. Sorry that you've always had perfect skin, dad, but we're not all like you. Fuck off, because I'm tired of your bullshit. Plus, I'm not gonna be a fucking delivery boy when gas is so damn expensive. Fuck that.

You want me gone? Just kick me out. I'll fucking live on the streets and enjoy it, so fuck you. Just to spite you, I might sleep on YOUR FRONT LAWN, or I'll sneak into the backyard and steal all your beer out of the mini-fridge and leave you with the cans. How's that? Sounds fun, right? Yeah, fuck you. I hope you die, because you've NEVER been a good father to me, you've never been a good husband to mom (I'd like to note that he's physically and emotionally abusive), and you'll never evolve past your own disgruntled opinions.

I should shove a chef's knife down his throat while he sleeps. At least it'll keep him from snoring.

. . .

Well, that was...enlightening. Sue him? It's the American way ;D

Yep, and now a days, you'd win.

Say he turned you gay, and that he touched you "down there" and you will win. Win big.

I myself work at gamestop. It's easy, fun, and you get cheaper games.

Tobi wrote:Yep, and now a days, you'd win.

Say he turned you gay, and that he touched you "down there" and you will win. Win big.

I myself work at gamestop. It's easy, fun, and you get cheaper games.

There's no Gamestop nearby (trying to save gas money), and the GameCrazy here doesn't seem to hold onto employees long... There's ALWAYS someone new there. Rarely do you see the same person twice. x_x;

lulwat?

Gamecrazy?

Meh. my gamestop is like RIGHT nest to Walmart, my school, EVERYTHING.

So, i'll hitch a ride with a buddy. No gas bills that way my brother from another mother and father, who is a total jack-ass.

You have to be 18, or was it 16...(?) to work at Gamestop...

Sagechild wrote:You have to be 18, or was it 16...(?) to work at Gamestop...

Eighteen, to handle Mature rated games.

I always like reading Shine's rants, because they invariably begin in a void of despair and sorrow, and every preceding post afterward is less dreary, until back to almost happy. It's like watching a bipolar person, it's beautiful.

I hate to break it to you though, but across the nation it's very difficult to get a job as a teenager. At least, not the jobs that are desirable.

At least now with the biggest holidays of the year approaching business-wise(Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years), there should be a demand for seasonal jobs. If you're going to get your foot into that place, which seems like a supermarket, now would be your greatest opportunity. The only way your father is going to stop trying to control you is if you prove you can manage by yourself, getting the job you said you would is a nice start.

See, I can only tolerate a certain level of seriousness in a thread before I crack and am rendered unable to continue the level of seriousness displayed in the conversation. It's a fallacy of mine.

Zack and Tobi are just crazy.

It took you [1155+1449=2604 1450=2605] 2604 5 posts to fine out that we're crazy?

I think I should add you to the list of crazy members that i'mma about to go make.

I never implied that I had just figured out?

Shine wrote:

Tobi wrote:Yep, and now a days, you'd win.

Say he turned you gay, and that he touched you "down there" and you will win. Win big.

I myself work at gamestop. It's easy, fun, and you get cheaper games.

There's no Gamestop nearby (trying to save gas money), and the GameCrazy here doesn't seem to hold onto employees long... There's ALWAYS someone new there. Rarely do you see the same person twice. x_x;

gamestop is a very professional place to work dispite it being about teh gamez ... now days people want a light job and not have to do much work or put too much effort in it. that is why gamestop flys through employees. they actually give a fuck and want good people that actually want to work there.

I've worked at pizza hut, as long as you dont cook, you shouldn't have any acne problems. just stay away from the wings and dont be a cook or eat the food. its actually a good place to work.

oh I'll also recommend subway... its quite an easy job. just a bit tedious

I applied for a couple jobs and picked up apps for a bunch of places today, so I should be able to get SOMETHING within the next couple weeks, hopefully. Applied to/applying for Hastings, Barnes and Noble, Books-a-Million, HEB, GameCrazy, IGA, Hollywood Theaters, and probably a couple others I can't even remember right now...

So yeah. Wish me luck on that one.

Wow, that went from psycho-maniac to almost kinda peaceful.

If you get a job at a bookstore, send me books D=<

Dr. Lord Ryu wrote:If you get a job at a bookstore, send me books D=<

Maybe if you send me the money or I get a massive discount from working there.

What books are you looking for? >>

Shine wrote:

Dr. Lord Ryu wrote:If you get a job at a bookstore, send me books D=<

Maybe if you send me the money or I get a massive discount from working there.

What books are you looking for? >>

I could give you an expansive list of books I'm looking for.

You could send me one for Christmas.

*steals Ryu's thunder*

I'll send you a list!

...if you get the job.

I'll make the list IN A THREAD.

Please. Books.