Most Retarded Battle EVAR

Yes, this battle was so full of retardation (on both sides) that it deserves its own thread. It's SHORT, I can say that much.

It's against a BP team that I've battled several times yesterday, which is surprisingly good considering the Pokemon it uses.



Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Shine sent out Yanma (lvl 100 Yanma ?).
drifty sent out Minun (lvl 100 Minun ?).
Minun used Agility.
Minun's speed was sharply raised.
Yanma used Hypnosis.
Minun fell asleep!
---
drifty switched in Plusle (lvl 100 Plusle ?).
Yanma used Screech.
Plusle's defence was harshly lowered.
---
Yanma used U-turn.
Plusle lost 79% of its health.
Shine switched in Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).
Plusle used Agility.
Plusle's speed was sharply raised.
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Plusle lost 21% of its health.
drifty's Plusle fainted.
---
drifty switched in Minun (lvl 100 Minun ?).
Linoone used Belly Drum.
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
Linoone's attack was raised.
Minun is fast asleep!
Linoone's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Minun lost 100% of its health.
Minun hung on using its Focus Sash!
Minun is fast asleep!
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Minun lost 0% of its health.
drifty's Minun fainted.
---
drifty switched in Absol (lvl 100 Absol ?).
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Absol lost 100% of its health.
drifty's Absol fainted.
---
drifty switched in Mawile (lvl 100 Mawile ?).
Mawile's intimidate cut Linoone's attack!
drifty switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Linoone used Thunderbolt.
Glaceon lost 35% of its health.
---
drifty switched in Mawile (lvl 100 Mawile ?).
Mawile's intimidate cut Linoone's attack!
Linoone used Extremespeed.
It's not very effective...
Mawile lost 39% of its health.
Mawile's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mawile restored 6% of its health.
---
Linoone used Thunderbolt.
Mawile lost 42% of its health.
Mawile used Substitute.
But it failed!
Mawile's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mawile restored 6% of its health.
---
Linoone used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Mawile lost 31% of its health.
drifty's Mawile fainted.
---
drifty switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Glaceon lost 65% of its health.
drifty's Glaceon fainted.
---
drifty switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Drapion lost 55% of its health.
Drapion used Crunch.
Linoone lost 41% of its health.
Drapion's leftovers restored its health a little!
Drapion restored 6% of its health.
---
Extremespeed has no PP left!
Linoone used Ice Beam.
Drapion lost 27% of its health.
Drapion used Crunch.
Linoone lost 9% of its health.
Shine's Linoone fainted.
Drapion's leftovers restored its health a little!
Drapion restored 6% of its health.
---
Shine switched in Slaking (lvl 100 Slaking ?).
Slaking used Return.
Drapion lost 30% of its health.
drifty's Drapion fainted.
Shine wins!
Shine: Good game
drifty has left the room.

The Linoone in Question:


Linoone @Petaya Berry
-Belly Drum
-Extreme Speed
-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
Gluttony, Naive
252 Sp.Atk, 252 Spd, 4 Atk (30 IVs in HP)

:3