What's it with women and dating assholes?

I've heard the story all of my life. "I love my boyfriend but he's an
asshole ^-^". Variations of it and examples, scenarios and all sorts of
stupid shit that would make a lesser man's brain explode out of his
fucking ear canals.

I bring this up because I've recently been
exposed to a case like this. This is the "he's been my best friend for
a long time, but was a complete douche when we were dating" example of
the "asshole bf lololololol" as stated above.

I won't delve much
into it. I won't name names. I won't say who or where. But I will tell
you this. When you ask for my opinion, I expect you to be able to
understand that opinions are not orders. Or commands or even
dextrimental values of god.

No. They're opinions. But if you're
not going to think about what you're told by others, why fucking ask?
Why ask me what I think, then when you get an answer you clearly didn't
want to hear, defend yourself from my words?

You know what that
is? That's you already knowing what you're going to do, without even
knowing it. So why bother fucking asking? WHY? WHY NOT JUST GO FUCKING
DO WHAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO! MY GOD!

And I remember when
I heard this the oh... First 100 times. I used to get mad at the guys
in the stories. Then I realized that my rage was pointed at the wrong
person. See, much like my hatred for the gaming industry, I've learned
that I hate gamers as well. Not just the shitty companies. So likewise,
now I just get mad at the girls telling me about their horrible
boyfriends.

It's not exactly rocket science. If you're unhappy,
find someone who fucking DOES make you happy. If you're happy, stay
with the person who does.

TAH-FUCKING-DAH! Where's my award?

PS: Blaz Blue is fucking amazing, by the way.

And someone finally gets why so many women tend to be raving lunatics. Because they always find an a-hole they "love" and he beats/yells/etc. at her. Exactly what you said, go find someone that actually makes you happy. and if youre one of the ones who likes being hit, then....idk youre pretty screwed up.

Props to you akubarix

Because, you know, guys never stay with asshole girls :p.

/sarcasm

It's a human thing, I think.

You know... people could just be letting off frustration or steam when they're complaining.

I know that I don't complain about my friends when they're being epic.

xD

With how that post was spaced, I thought it was lyrics to a song or something. Then I noticed how shitty a song that would be, since it doesn't rhyme in the slightest. hurp derp

Anyway, the "I wanted you to agree with me, not your opinion!" thing isn't gender specific, but it certainly is more prevalent with females, mostly because we guys just think it's funny as hell when a friend gets in a bad relationship. I mean come on, think of the stories he'll have when he escapes from the succubus.

It's supposed to be treated exactly like the retarded cliche of your girlfriend asking you if those pants make her look fat. That is not a situation where you tell the truth if it is a negative response, you lie your ass off if you have to, because she does not want your opinion, she wants an affirmation that she's okay. It's absolutely ridiculous, but that's the rules of the game. There's not much point in fighting that one, since it's fairly ingrained in our society.