Oh my god I just witnessed something horrible.

Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old Asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I must say, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down.

i have witnesses something aweful too,more or less had something aweful happen to me,this is my story

I was the pimpin teletubbie until i got hit by a bus and almost died but Momma Luigi said thats momma luigi too you mario thus i pulled through and bought a slap chop and made some fruit salad until the wiggles tried to rob me while singing fruit salad yummy yummy then they teamed up with barney and jumped me and thats where money comes from.

I saw that Bel-Air coming from a mile away...I've already been Bel-Air'd like twice this week XD

I've always wanted to try the Reverse Bel-Air, though.

wow, amazing chance

I just realized that he made an error, he said 'cab' when should have have 'chance'. I think.

"When should have have"...

xD

ninja, why don't you just switch your trainer card?

Ninja wrote:"When should have have"...

xD

Well you know what, Ninja? You think that 6 plus 1 equals 9. So leave me alone D:<

it does?

If I make it so. =P

a=b=1

a^2-b^2=a^2-ab

(a-b)(a+b)=a(a-b)

a+b=a

2=1
1=0
0=2...

I just ruined mathematics.

Also, why should I switch my trainer card?

because, you have a garchomp on your trainer card.

Ninja wrote:If I make it so. =P

a=b=1

a^2-b^2=a^2-ab

(a-b)(a+b)=a(a-b)

a+b=a

2=1
1=0
0=2...

I just ruined mathematics.

Well thanks Ninja, why don't you ruin my other favorite subjects while you're at it.

Oooh can I!?!?!?!?! XD inside joke

Ninja wrote:If I make it so. =P

a=b=1

a^2-b^2=a^2-ab

(a-b)(a+b)=a(a-b)

a+b=a

2=1
1=0
0=2...

I just ruined mathematics.

Also, why should I switch my trainer card?

A+B=A

B is 0.

A is 1.

A plus A is still 2.

Nogifil wrote:because, you have a garchomp on your trainer card.

Oh, well I'm too lazy to change it.

Plus, it says to switch chomp with Starmie under my signature.