An Experiment

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.


Candidate A.


Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.


He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C.


He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?

I'll post which candidate is which once everyone has a chance to vote.

B.

I don't trust Nazis Vegans.

Look at Hitler. (WatchMen.)

None of them :p.

Sasami wrote:None of them :p.

common dont be scared... its just for fun

I like how C has no votes.

I went for A, by the way. I voted before I read the post.

Lord Ryu wrote:I like how C has no votes.

I went for A, by the way. I voted before I read the post.

well what is your real vote now that you have read it?

Sasami wrote:None of them :p.

This. Candidate A is exactly like every president we have ever had, B has proven to be totally incompetent, and C obviously has some fucked up baggage that will end the world.


But if I have to choose, gotta be A.

Sagehawk wrote:

Lord Ryu wrote:I like how C has no votes.

I went for A, by the way. I voted before I read the post.

well what is your real vote now that you have read it?

A.

They'll all real people, and all dead.

WW2

Looks like an aesthetics war, rather than a choice of who would be most effective in office...

You ass, you picked Hitler.

C was only raised by his single mother, too.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.



Candidate B is Winston Churchill.



Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

I love Churchill.

Besides, It's easy to tell that it's a trap.

I was honestly hoping Pakri would pick C, for the irony factor.

A) Sleeps until noon

B) Used opium

C) Drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Sounds like me, and no one loves me more then me.